Cosmopolitan’s Ultimate Holiday & Winter Merch Guide 2020
Your definitive guide to Cosmopolitan’s hilarious, cozy, and totally giftable holiday and winter 2020 merch collection.
Cosmopolitan’s 2020 Holiday & Winter Merch Collection: The Ultimate Gift Guide
The holiday season should be about joy, laughter, and togetherness. But let’s be real—the pressure to find fun, meaningful, and Insta-worthy gifts for your crew can turn even the most enthusiastic shopper into a Grinch. Enter the Cosmopolitan Holiday & Winter 2020 Merch Collection—a showcase of quirky, cozy, and outrageously clever presents that are more than just gifts; they are conversation starters, mood boosters, and low-key life savers for anyone on your list.
Why Holiday Shopping Is Both a Blessing and a Stressing
On paper, holiday shopping sounds inviting:
- The thrill of picking out unique gifts for friends and family.
- Secretly trying to outdo everyone else as the most creative gifter.
- The look on your loved one’s face as they unwrap something epic.
But in reality, holiday shopping often morphs into a chaotic late-night browser marathon, with tabs multiplying faster than your to-do lists and decision fatigue hitting harder than caffeine crashes. Recognizing this, Cosmopolitan set out to make gifting not just easier—but way, way more fun.
Cosmopolitan’s Holiday Merch Drops: Curated for Every Mood
This year, Cosmopolitan went big—launching a dedicated holiday/winter merch drop packed with brand-new exclusives and delightful upgrades to their classic lines. Every piece is designed for gifting (or, let’s be honest, self-gifting) across all personality types—from the astro-obsessed BFF to the dog parent, from the holiday meme lover to that one family member who ‘got really into wine this year.’
Festive Pet Accessories
- Reindeer Pet Bandana: Perfect for the pet parent in your life whose holiday card isn’t complete without a costumed critter. The reindeer motif brings every holiday snap to life.
- Grinch Vibes Pet Bandana: For the furry friend who isn’t a morning person (or pet), the Grinch Vibes design is equal parts hilarious and adorable.
Statement Holiday Apparel
- Grinch Vibes Sweatshirt: Snuggly, sarcastic, and so very on-brand for anyone whose holiday spirit needs a caffeine boost. Great for Zoom parties—or just surviving the family group chat.
- “Yes, Aunt _____, I’m Still Single” T-Shirt: The ultimate icebreaker shirt for that inevitable family inquiry. Comfortably soft and instantly relatable.
- Eggnog Is Evil T-Shirt: Finally, a tee for the person who bravely admits what everyone else is thinking at the holiday drinks table.
- Team Love Actually Is Good, Actually / Team Love Actually Is Bad, Actually T-Shirts: Pick a side in the annual ‘Is Love Actually A Good Christmas Movie?’ debate. Both are limited-edition and guarantee spirited conversation.
Greeting Cards: Sass, Sarcasm, and Relatability
Cards can be a little boring—or they can be the highlight of the gift pile. Cosmopolitan’s new sets are unapologetically fun, designed for virtual and real-life celebrations alike:
- Better-Than-Another-Seasons-Greetings Card Packs (One, Two, Three): Each $3 pack features witty illustrations and lines so sharp, your giftee will keep these on display long past the holidays.
- F*CK OFF 2020 Greeting Card: A cathartic, no-nonsense sendoff to a year that truly needs no introduction. Send one to literally everyone you know.
Practical Presents That Are Secretly Brilliant
- Now Accepting Applications for Cuffing Season Phone Case: This phone case combines subtle humor and bold energy. Come for the cheeky tagline, stay for the protective shell.
- The Astro 2021 Calendar: A must for anyone planning their year by moon phases, Mercury retrogrades, or just likes to have pretty things on their wall.
- Cleaning Up 2020’s Messes Dish Towel: An essential for culinary clean-ups—with a wink to the ruthlessly messy vibes of the past year.
- Seasons Bagels Christmas Tree Skirt: Instant upgrade for anyone who lives for bagels—and who wants their tree to reflect their bagel obsession.
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Cosmo’s Cozy Essentials: Back in Stock and Better Than Ever
What’s a winter gift guide without a dose of comfort? Alongside new drops, the Cosmo Shop revived and expanded their ‘OG’ cozy collection—including bestsellers and fresh finds for cold-weather lounging and sipping:
Cozy Tees, Tumblers & Home Goods
- Sauce Queen T-Shirt: A tribute to those who come alive at the condiments bar—sassy, stylish, and endlessly wearable.
- This Is A Breakfast Wine Wine Tumbler: Redefine breakfast with this clever travel tumbler. May increase accidental mimosa consumption.
- Uncorked by Cosmo Wine Tumblers: Four new sayings:
- Cheaper than a Flight to Paris
- Red Wine is Technically Health Food
- Cheers to Pour Decisions
- That’s Enough Todaying for Today
All double-walled, all gifting gold.
- I’m Not Lazy I’m Hibernating Duvet Cover: For the friend whose winter plans involve nightly Netflix and not leaving their bed until spring.
- Don’t Look I’m Naked Shower Curtain: A playful bathroom addition for anyone whose sense of humor doesn’t turn off at the bathroom door.
- Rosé Rosé Rosé Puzzle: Finally, a puzzle that pairs perfectly with your favorite pink drink. Fun, cheeky, and on-trend.
How to Shop the Cosmopolitan Collection Like a Pro
Whether you’re browsing for yourself, buying last-minute Secret Santa gifts, or looking to win the family white elephant exchange, these tips will transform your shopping experience from exhausting to exhilarating:
- Group gifts by personality type: Organize your shopping list by giftee vibes—pet person, wine lover, meme collector, or astro buff.
- Order early: Stock and shipping can move fast on hot drops—add to cart before the rest of the internet wakes up.
- Use Cosmo Unlocked deals: Subscribers get secret discounts, so check your member emails for exclusive promo codes.
- Don’t be afraid to self-gift: ‘Tis the season—treat yourself to the item that makes you laugh out loud.
Gifts Perfect for Virtual White Elephant and Secret Santa
Virtual parties deserve standout gifts that show big personality, even through a screen. Some of the best Cosmo picks for these occasions:
- Wine Tumblers (any design): They feel luxe and look hilarious.
- Funny Tees and Sweatshirts: Wearable and always appreciated, especially when your ‘fit is only visible from the waist up.
- F*CK OFF 2020 Cards: Guaranteed to get a laugh, even from that hard-to-shop-for coworker.
- Rosé Puzzle: A sly nod to the puzzle craze of 2020.
The Best Cosmo Gifts for Your Holiday List: Quick Reference Table
| Gift | Who It’s For | Vibe | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Reindeer/Grinch Vibes Pet Bandana | Animal lovers, pet parents | Playful & festive | $12 |
| Grinch Vibes Sweatshirt | Sarcasm fans, comfort seekers | Cozy & witty | $30 |
| “Yes, Aunt _____, I’m Still Single” Tee | Singles, family holiday survivors | Relatable & snarky | $25 |
| Wine Tumblers | Wine lovers, Zoom party goers | Fun & practical | $24 |
| Rosé Rosé Rosé Puzzle | Puzzle people, rosé aficionados | Trendy & interactive | $25 |
| Astro 2021 Calendar | Astrology fans | Colorful & organized | $25 |
| Don’t Look I’m Naked Shower Curtain | Roommates, recent grads | Humorous & bold | $55 |
FAQs: All About The Cosmopolitan Holiday & Winter Merch Drop
Q: What makes Cosmopolitan’s holiday merch different?
A: Every item is designed with a mix of irreverent humor, comfort, and trend-forward style—perfect for gifting and perfect for keeping.
Q: Are there matching sets or bundles?
A: Many the tees and pet accessories are mix-and-match ready. Create an Insta-worthy family (and furbaby) photo without hunting all over the web.
Q: Is there a return/exchange policy?
A: Standard shop policies apply for most items, but always double-check your order details before purchasing, especially during peak shipping times.
Q: Can I access discounts?
A: Cosmo Unlocked members receive exclusive, limited-time promo codes on shop merch. Check your inboxes or sign up to maximize those seasonal savings.
Q: Are these items limited edition?
A: Many of the holiday/winter pieces are limited run—once sold out, they may not return until next year (if at all). Grab your favorites early for best selection.
Insider Tip: Own the Holidays, Cosmo Style
Cosmopolitan’s 2020 Holiday & Winter Merch Collection isn’t just about stuff—it’s about making memories, laughing when you most need it, and sending a little joy (and maybe a little snark) out into the world. So close those endless browser tabs, take a deep breath, and enjoy the search for that perfect gift. Whether you’re shopping for your friends, your family, or your own fabulous self, Cosmo’s got you covered this holiday season.
P.S. Don’t sleep on the newsletter deals if you’re a Cosmo Unlocked member. More savings, more giving, more joy. That’s what the holidays should be all about.
References
- https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/fashion/a34771904/cosmo-shop-merch-holiday-winter-2020-collection/
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